Welcome to another episode of Nightcap With Nightcat, the show where we talk about toys, boys, and life's other joys.
On Tonight's Episode:
THE LITTERBOX (stupid news stories):
Tennessee lawyer giving away a free divorce for Valentine's Day.
A man robs a pet store and gets arrested (TWICE).
Matthew McConaughey is kind of a bastard.
I go toe to toe with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle (CONTEST NOW CLOSED)
SUNKEN TREASURE (toy unboxing and review): Tonight we go back in history and try to ignore bold, unbridled homophobia with Earring Magic Ken. Released after girls told Mattel that they needed to make Ken "Cooler," Earring Magic Ken became a gay icon | Mattel #2290 | 1993
NIGHTCAT CLASSIC TALES: Nightcat tells the story of terrorizing the locals of Albuquerque, New Mexico with a 14-foot snake (Granite Burmese Python).
WARM MILK (good news to help you sleep): Man trains his dog to fetch beer.