Welcome to another episode of Nightcap With Nightcat, the kitsch-minded show where we talk about toys, boys, and life's other joys.
On Tonight's Episode:
We kick things off by talking about the butterflies we couldn't release because they're a little damaged. But they have a nice little retirement home to live in.
2:58 - THE LITTERBOX (stupid news stories):
* 3:17 - A South Carolina woman was arrested on Saturday for setting her boyfriend on fire. They were fueling up at a gas station when the man took the woman's phone out of her hand. She doused him in gasoline and said if he didn't return her phone, she would light him up... he did not return the phone.
* 5:00 - METH DOG! A trainer was disqualified from dog racing after one of her star athletes' urine tested positive for amphetamines.
6:17 - Then Nightcat goes on a rant about a dog he had that was probably also on meth.
* 7:33 - A bomb squad in Germany was deployed after a jogger reported finding a grenade. Upon further investigation... it was an *adult* toy.
9:21 SUNKEN TREASURE (toy unboxings/reviews): Wingardium Leviosa! Tonight we are playing with Nightcat's ULTIMATE favorite toy: The Harry Potter Electronic Levitating Challenge Game. 2001. Mattel No. 42907.
13:48 - NIGHTCAT CLASSIC TALES: This is your friendly reminder to treat service workers like human beings. Nightcat talks about the time he drove for Lyft. The passengers from hell left one of the most hilarious reviews.
17:36 - WARM MILK (good news to help you sleep): A couple from Canada moved to Australia with their toddler during the pandemic. Which meant 3 things: 1) They were required to complete a 14-day quarantine. 2) They were going to eat a lot of fast food. 3) They were going to be BORED!
Enter: Bagasaurus! A 5-foot tall dinosaur made out of takeout containers.